Pointless Nonsense

Posted in movies by Bill on April 24, 2014

ka2Kick-Ass 2 is not as bad in the “white people beating up minorities” department as the first one. But it kinda lacks the fun spirit of the first one, and it doesn’t have Nic Cage’s charmingly bizarre Adam West channeling. But it does feature a pointlessly disgusting puking-and-shitting-at-the-same-time scene. Like, puke spraying out while shit pours out the back of her skirt. Also she was covered in someone else’s puke. I think they were hoping to play it for laughs, but it was the kind of gross that isn’t funny at all.

Aaron Taylor Johnson looks about 30 now, so him playing a high schooler starts to seem weird. And having a minor romantic thing between him and Hit Girl seems creepy, since she’s supposed to be 15 and passes for it. Jim Carrey is actually pretty good, basically taking over for Cage in the famous-actor-being-super-weird role. Lyndsy Fonseca, the love interest from the first one, is in this for about 3 seconds, which is weird. 16 or 17 year old Claudia Lee does some kinda stripper dance that makes me uncomfortable as an old man.

Anyway, generally lousy movie. Again, it features someone puking and shitting at the same time.


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