Intelligence is CBS’s new scifi/spy show with Josh Holloway, which I didn’t know a thing about going in, but it turns out to be if Chuck was treated super seriously. He has a chip in his brain that hooks him up with all kinds of intelligence data, and he has a hot girl assigned to protect him. No Buy More cover job, and instead of being a bumbling idiot, he’s an over-the-top badass. I think Person of Interest fulfills my quota for CBS shows about ex-military white guys with improbable ass-kicking prowess guided by fancy technology. And really the concept is too silly to be played straight.