Pointless Nonsense

Posted in ladies by Bill on May 4, 2011

The Maxim Hot 100 came out yesterday, and I can only assume it’s a combination of agents/publicists angling for their clients’ positions and Maxim just plugging people they’ve had in their magazine (like Michelle Trachtenberg, but she is hot at least). I realize I don’t often have tastes completely in line with the mainstream (I never saw the big deal with JLo or Lindsay Lohan), but the top four consists entirely of women I don’t find particularly attractive

  1. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley kinda looks like the child of a supermodel and an alien.
  2. Olivia Munn isn’t unattractive but she’s hugely overexposed and has made a career out of pandering to nerds
  3. Katy Perry’s eyes still make me think she might have some form of r-word-ness
  4. Cameron Diaz hasn’t been hot in almost 15 years.

The rest of the list is a mix of actual hotness (Olivia Wilde at 15? what are they smoking?), total has-beens (Lohan, Britney Spears, Hillary Duff, Anna Kournikova, Amanda Bynes), and who-the-hell-is-she-s (Lauren Storm, Carly Craig, Mini Anden). But I will give them props to actually putting the list in an easy-to-read format, instead of the usual one where you start at #100 and have to click “next” 99 times to be disappointed by #1.

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  1. Pointless Nonsense said, on May 13, 2011 at 7:29 am

    […] long after the release of Maxim’s hot 100, FHM ranks their 100 sexiest women. They, too, somehow believe that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is the […]


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