Pointless Nonsense

Posted in movies by Bill on February 4, 2011

Bronson is based on a notorious British prisoner named Charles Bronson (not his given name) who constantly starts fights and takes guards and prison officials hostage, seemingly for fun.

The good:

  • Tom Hardy really is good in it. I can see how he’d play Bane, since he’s a lot bigger in this (he gained 42lbs, says imdb), and pretty frightening.
  • Kelly Adams is in this, and she has brown hair, which I’ve long maintained makes her much hotter.

The bad:

  • Kelly Adams is in the movie for like 45 seconds, considerably less screen time than is given to Tom Hardy’s penis.
  • There isn’t much of a plot at all. He goes to prison, he likes to get into fights, so he does. That’s basically it.

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